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Unknown Flying Object Observed Over Iran Last Night – What Was It?

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An Unknown Flying Object was observed in the skies over Iran last night – What was it?

Here is one report from last night over Iran.

Guys…

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This was seen in the sky over Iran tonight. What the hell is it? Are we looking at a UFO?

Al Jazeera also reported on the sighting.

A mysterious object filmed hovering over Tehran has sparked online speculation, with theories ranging from a children’s kite to advanced military surveillance equipment, while Iranian authorities have not identified it.

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If the US was trying to get some attention and scare the hell out of the terrorist Islamic regime ruling over Iran, I would think this worked. Some individuals believe this is the TR-3B that has been reported in the past. Could it be?

|The unidentified glowing object spotted in the night sky over Tehran’s Azadegan Expressway on the evening of September 20 was neither the first nor the last of its kind. While U.S. officials have consistently denied the existence of the TR-3B for three decades, the appearance of a triangular craft over Iranian airspace reveals a distinct pattern: the U.S. is utilizing its most classified aircraft to conduct missions in Iranian airspace that it publicly denies undertaking.

TR-3B “Black Manta”: America’s Deepest Secret

The TR-3B “Black Manta” is an anti-gravity tactical reconnaissance aircraft allegedly developed in secret by the U.S. under the “Aurora” program, utilizing funding from the SDI (Strategic Defense Initiative) and “black budget” resources.

Its technical specifications are enough to upend current understandings of aviation:

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◾Magnetic Field Disrupter: At its core lies a plasma acceleration ring encircling the crew compartment; this generates a magnetic vortex field capable of neutralizing 89% of Earth’s gravity, allowing this massive craft to move as lightly as a feather.
◾Nuclear Power and Plasma Propulsion: It employs nuclear energy to heat high-pressure plasma, generating an anti-gravity field that enables silent hovering and instantaneous acceleration, with virtually none of the noise associated with conventional aircraft.
◾Full-Spectrum Stealth: Its outer skin, composed of electrochemically active material, can alter its reflectivity, radar absorption, and color in response to RF radar stimuli; it can even deceive radar systems, appearing on screens as a small aircraft, a cylinder, or nothing at all.
◾Massive Dimensions: The operational model boasts a wingspan of 600 feet (approximately 183 meters) equivalent to two football fields placed side-by-side making it a true aerial behemoth.

The “Phantom” Over Tehran: The Pattern Is the Evidence

The sighting on September 20 occurred above the Azadegan Expressway. Witnesses described the object hovering near the cloud layer, emitting a distinctive glow and remaining stationary in the air without making a sound. Open-source intelligence analysts noted that its shape resembled a “flying wing” configuration, a design utilized by several U.S. aircraft.

Its appearance there was no coincidence. Just days ago, Saudi Arabia requested intelligence support from Israel via U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) to counter strikes by Yemeni armed forces. Meanwhile, U.S. reconnaissance activities within Iranian airspace are escalating sharply.

The TR-3B’s magnetic field disruptor technology is believed to have been reverse-engineered by Sandia and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories from recovered extraterrestrial technology. It conducted its first operational flight in the early 1990s; by 1994, at least three units were in service. Each cost over $1 billion to build and was jointly funded and directed by the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), the National Security Agency (NSA), and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA).

Official denial, operational acknowledgment

The Pentagon has never acknowledged the existence of the TR-3B. Yet, the triangular craft spotted over Tehran, the urgent security alerts issued by the U.S. Embassy in Saudi Arabia, and the emergency talks held by the CENTCOM commander in Riyadh form a cohesive chain of events that cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.

We don’t know what it was, but if I were a member of the tyrannical regime in Iran, I would be afraid, very afraid.

313 thoughts on “Unknown Flying Object Observed Over Iran Last Night – What Was It?”

    • Exactly!

      ◾Full-Spectrum Stealth: Its outer skin, composed of electrochemically active material, can alter its reflectivity, radar absorption, and color in response to RF radar stimuli; it can even deceive radar systems, appearing on screens as a small aircraft, a cylinder, or nothing at all.

      It's nearly invisible, so lets install a light show on it!

    • Wouldn’t it be cool if somebody figured out how to put bright lights on a bunch of little drones and make them fly in formation so it looks like something really big in the night sky? I think I’ll forward that idea to DARPA, along with my résumé!

      • Your idea is likely far more likely to be close to the truth. One thing that is backing your idea up is the lack of air-raid sirens, no fighter aircraft or surface to air missiles going off. Flying at cloud level certainly puts the craft within range of Iranian air defenses. So small drones might not be seen or if seen on radar perceived as a threat because their signature is know?

        The only problem I have with it, is I do not know what the restrictions are in Islamofascist totalitarian Iran for something like this and or the toys / consumer grade drones that one could use to pull this off. If Iranians civilians did it, they would likely be arrested, tortured, raped, beaten some more for good measure, and then executed. Especially given that Iran has been at war with the USA and Israel for 47 years now, and pulling stunts like that without permission and authorization is a real good way to piss off the IRGC.

        • Assuming any radar, SAMs, jets or other such devices remain in iran's burned out arsenal. Perfect time for an airshow.

        • Agreed, it would be a lot safer to film the drones in the New Mexico desert and overlay that on a street scene from an area that looks and sounds like a middle-eastern craphole, like Dearborn.

      • Not seeing something can actually be more scary. Especially when you don't see or hear the B-1B or the B-2 before the bombs suddenly hit their target and all hell breaks loose.

    • We are approaching the time of full disclosure of extraterrestrial races and that they have not only been visiting earth for hundreds of years, but have actively cooperated with military authorities since the 1950's. All kept ABOVE TOP SECRET of course, by sectors of government / military that want to keep all this from the public, whom they believe are not ready for it yet.

      That is about to change. Our benevolent galactic friends have decided that the secrecy has to end now, and they are determined to ensure that it does. They WANT us to see their craft. And these contacts will accelerate until open contact is made publicly. Earth will eventually take its place in and become part of an interstellar community. These are exciting times to be alive !

      Because it's THE GREAT AWAKENING.

    • Anti-grav was "ready" by 1957(WWII paperclippers), that's WHY the "golden era" of SF went "dark" around the time of JFK and became more like Arthur C. Clarke's version…

    • Anti-grav was "ready" by 1957(WWII paperclippers), that's WHY the "golden era" of SF went "dark" around the time of JFK and became more like Arthur C. Clarke's version…

  12. Since we made a point of making it so visible at night, it is being used as a psychological weapon. All part of negotiations.

  22. If you are going to build a silent flight craft meant for observation you don't light it up like this. I call this article fiction presented as fact.

  26. Project Blue Beam. I'm sure the Iranians are not as frightened as you think. They have the internet also. Better holograms at the space needle.

  28. Leaping to a possible UAP sighting seems premature, without further observation, it remains, unidentified, but it did not cause the Iranians to fire upon it.

  34. It's the Gay Cling ons!!!! They have Big Mo on board. He's coming back just like the prophecies said!!!! Bringing his 72 goats with him!!! Good Morning America, how are ya?!

  36. In the late 80's/early 90's Ben Rich, retired head of Lockheed Skunkworks (U2, F117, SR-71) was giving lectures at his almamater UCLA to graduates and former graduates. He would end his talk with the following statement: "…and we now have the technology to take ET home." When asked later by those in attendance at the after-talk get together as to what he meant, he would say "there was an error in the equations"… during that discussion, it was further revealed that one of the Central aspects of our Universe is that "all points in space and time Are The Same."

  40. My wife went to a wedding awhile ago & got a foam rubber tube with a bunch of led lights in it that looks just like that. It's got a stiff wire inside that holds its shape when you bend it.

  42. "Full-Spectrum Stealth"? Not so stealthy. The question is, who is holding that little white remote that comes with every Amazon color-changing LED light kit?

      • Really?
        What part says there is no other life on any other planet?
        You feel God only had one creation because that is all spoken about in the Bible?
        Or is Earth the only planet spoken about in the Bible?

        • God worked 6 days creating everything that was created. He saw that it was very good and then He rested. No mention of anything else created.

          • He created the Universe too…
            With many other Stars (suns) and planets.
            But you figure life was only created on one Planet, out of the trillions of planets out there, based on the fact the Bible does not mention them?
            You do not consider our Bible, is for Earth, while there may be other Bibles out there for many others that God also created?
            Doesn't that put a severe limitation on the power of God?

          • Here’s a novel thought. After many incarnations, if you successfully complete your reason for having been born on earth and finally cross over, your next incarnation is on another planet somewhere else in God’s universe as your development continues. You don’t come back here.

          • That is an interesting theory and I have heard similar thoughts with variations.
            Something like 'Progressive Incarnation' I think it was called.

            And depending on your take for a biblical timeline, much of the Universe was created prior to Earth forming.
            That is the proven view of science also.
            Given that, other civilizations could be years ahead of Earth.

            And I do not put down anyone's view of the Creation, but do like to hear how the opinions are formed.

            I, for one, do believe most anything is possible, of course I know I cannot walk through a wall…but that does not mean someone, somewhere else cannot.

          • Nowhere in prophesy are beings from other planets mentioned. Angels and the devil are mentioned.
            As far as I know other planets or worlds is not mentioned in the Bible. It tells of Armageddon. It describes Heaven. It describes hell. Why wouldn’t He tell about life on other planets in other solar systems?
            I believe He created earth and all that is in it and then man for His own purpose. He saw His creation was very good. So He rested on the 7th day.
            Death and misery started when Adam sinned and it’ll remain that way until the enemies of Christ are cast into hell.
            Aren’t earthly tribulations enough? In your scenario, is the devil also devil for the other planets? Do they believe in God? Will their sinners go to the same hell? Will their saints go to the same Heaven?
            The Apostle Paul tells Timothy to disregard science, falsely so called: ( 1 Tim. 6:20-21 ).
            Jesus came to save the world from sins. Believe and be saved

          • Then we had to go and spoil everything from being perfect. We listened to the Deceiver and instituted entropy (death, decay, etc.) into His entire creation, which He will re-establish one day soon.

          • I tend to think he gave instructions along with free will, knowing His creations were not perfect.
            Otherwise instructions would not have been needed.

          • I want to add, He created 'everything', which could be other life, He did not think we should know about at that time.
            Like I say, we cannot see 'everything'.

          • Revelation tell us about the anti-christ, beasts rising out of the sea, locusts with stingers like scorpions, earth melting in fervent heat, New Jerusalem coming down, 1000 year reign of Christ. Why wouldn’t He mention other life, if He indeed did create any?

  46. When the F-117 was first being evaluated in the early 1980's, specifically flying from Groom Lake
    (area 51), doing 'target runs' over Vegas, when observed, witnesses described it as a UFO. The US military who were keen to keep its existence unknown, were equally keen to 'run with' the public perception that it was a UFO. Maybe what was seen over Iran was new US technology.

  50. When the UFO lands and the being emerges in the lights & cameras to reveal himself to the world, be afraid, Lucifer being kicked out of heaven will disguise himself as an alternative Christ and fool many.

    • A very viable scenario in this day in age, considering the Scripture describing 'giving voice (life) to the image of the beast' when that scene plays out, and very soon. Image being hologram? An AI bot?
      Not planning on being here for any of it.

    • He already did over 1400 years ago when he revealed himself to Mohammed. It certainly,y wasn’t an Angel as we understand the word that revealed itself and gave him the Koran in his He- fell-asleep -in – A – Cave fairy tale.

  54. Sorry….that is not from space aliens. It was moving slow enough it wanted to be seen. If it was from the US the IRGC would have tried to take it down. If it was from the IRGC they were using it as a psych show for the citizens in that area. The truth will come out eventually. I wouldn't get my underwear in a knot over it.

  56. HEAR ME OUT: Assuming it’s not a drone-show prank, it’s highly unlikely aliens would give themselves away by advertising their presence with rainbow landing lights. With the possible exception of a psyop (see below), the same applies to the CIA and military. They wouldn’t flash their disco-pride lights either.

    So, obviously whatever this was wanted to be seen to invoke a message for a reason. We have no idea if the US got some head mullah on the back-channel diplomacy phone and said “WATCH THIS!”

    There’s no Normandy beach landing where troops get picked off anymore. If the TR-3B Black Manta is real, it’s the size of a massive troop carrier. A small fleet can silently be landed smack in the middle of any city and instantly deploy thousands of war-fighters and eat them from the inside out.

    So, maybe the gay pride lights were Trump’s way of trolling the mullahs, but either way, it was definitely a message to someone that night.

  60. It was as if, someone opened a door next to Maduro and the American Commandos emerged inside of the bodyguard perimeter carrying weapon packs never seen before. Hundreds of elite Cuban Janissaries were eliminated and Maduro was snatched without any American casualties
    Puzzle that …. That is what scares the hell out of any adversary in power today
    The aliens have chosen a side

  64. All this happening while the UN is in session. Coincidence?
    Remember when Trump left the dinner table while dinning with Xi and eliminated the Iranian terror leader, then returned and nonchalantly mentioned to Xi he had just had him vaporized and went back to eating his chocolate cake.

  66. I'm retired a/v (the REAL kind, that had broadcast ANALOG signals) and IF there are clouds/haze IN FRONT of the "object. then it's a polarized 3D laser hologram projection. I did it a million times, if once.
    "GOBO" light EFX is as old as acting…..it's a hologram. DESIGNED to get "noticed".

  70. A band of angels flying to fight Satan's prince of Iran. They must have leaked through the barrier between Earth and the spirit world.

  71. It's military lasers used to form a hologram Running Blue Beam Psyops Against Iranians Using Holograms And Lasers From Space Onto The Clouds

  72. Maybe this was why Trump and Netanyahu recently and abruptly cancelled their plans in the USA: to generate some mystery and tension, just ahead of the Mystery Machine's appearance over Tehran.

  74. I’ve been at many RC Airplane events, and it’s amazing when you see large gliders, all lit up with LEDs. They also have a lot of dihedral (curve in the wings for stability). They can fly for a very long time, mostly gliding, with occasional directional power and a folding propeller. Could be that.

  77. LOL………It was floating down……….Parachutes, large balloons, etc. It was below the clouds and decending………..lol

    • Which is pretty much proven with the Palomar Observatory, glass plates showing objects in orbit around Earth, in the early to mid 50's.

  86. He TACO'ed 5 times. Decided to go and called it off. The why would be economic and political reasons, besides the fact that attacking the Houthis would be fruitless. Trump tried that for 7 weeks in early 2025 and accompisjed nothing but losing a bunch of drones and 3 F-18s that were thrown off the carrier deck a couple of times when the carrier had to make emegency manuevers to avoid incoming missiles.

  88. UFOs with billboard quality LEDs straight from China.

    Yup.

    At first, I thought this was just a "Look at these idiots, they don't know what it is" article… But then I realized, the author was serious…

    Boy, do I got a bridge to sell you, Joe.

  97. The one curved image is an obvious hologram. Anytime you see a cloudy sky you can pretty much know it's hologram.

    As for anything else, there maybe a advanced weapon system that they're exposing, or that too could just be a ruse.

    Whatever. It still doesn't change much. The phony stupid wars keep coming and we keep on paying.

  98. Clearly this is a notice from the Vogon hyperspace planning council concerning the construction of a Hyperspace Express route.

  100. I saw one of these flying low directly over my head back in 1979. It went very slow just floating along with absolutely no sound. It was headed north towards Loring AFB located in Limestone Maine at the time.

  106. “◾Magnetic Field Disrupter: At its core lies a plasma acceleration ring encircling the crew compartment; this generates a magnetic vortex field capable of neutralizing 89% of Earth’s gravity, allowing this massive craft to move as lightly as a feather.
    ◾Nuclear Power and Plasma Propulsion: It employs nuclear energy to heat high-pressure plasma, generating an anti-gravity field that enables silent hovering and instantaneous acceleration, with virtually none of the noise associated with conventional aircraft.”

    I have always thought this was possible.
    It’s just been over my available budget to prove.

  108. I've heard rumors of such aircraft, but it's hard to believe…but then, I'm no scientist, and am not knowledgeable about these sorts of things. Sure would be cool if it is true, and I do remember Pres. Trump saying that we have tech that the other counties haven't even dreamed of yet.

  110. This is an ancient part of the world, far far older than America. There are stories of this happening many times before through out history.

  111. It's important to understand that aliens would most definitely line their spaceships with colorful flashing LED's. They've seen Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

  119. Does it look like the lights over New Jersey when the FAA was lying , and Iranian motherships were off the coast of Capecod ?

  130. The "UFO" in the first shot is nothing more than a Horizon Hobby 2m Radian motor glider with the stock LED kit for night flying. $250 in the US. They're a blast to fly, and look very weird at night. The motor is very quiet and of course goes dead silent in glide mode and it stays up for a long, long time. The lights are so bright they light up the ground under the plane during low passes.

  131. Yeah, because we all know that Advanced Surveillance Aircraft light up like Christmas trees at night. Very effective at stealth… LOL.

    • Fair enough but maybe it didn't want to be "stealthy". Maybe it has lights that can be turned on and off depending upon the need. If the need was to scare the crap out of the Iranian mullahs, you would turn the lights on!

    • I guess the only explanation for the lights is propulsion systems that ionize the air around the ship displaying this colorful multi spectrum…something to do with plasma and being anti gravity…

      I will be honest I have seen this exact same light display in arizona late at night…had no idea wth it was…it was in an area that does a lot of training for the air force…ive also seen a red dot zip around in zig zags and right angles over edwards air force base…

        • Kinda remember the Phoenix lights had a distinct V shaped angular patern and all the lights were uniformly round, same luminosity and evenly spaced.

          These lights actually appear to be in a ark.

    • It's just Santa Claus telling Iran they are on the naughty list this year and will only be getting coal in their stockings.

      • Fricking smart-@ss raindeer, everyone of them has to be a comedian and a Rudolf now. Look at me Blitzer, I got taillights!!! LED Antlers.

  133. Aha! That's what those UFOs are, LoL. Outgunned/outmaneuvered, you would think the insane Islamic regime would have given up by now but they believe they're gonna get 72 virgins if they die for the Islamic cause, so why not.

  135. I think it was on ancient aliens, but im pretty sure I saw the documentary on discovery channel. They interviewed this old guy that sounded like everyone's grandpa (of normal people). The kind that were adults in the 50s..Zero BS to these guys and you could tell. They were doing nuke testing (I think south Dakota? and they saw something weird like this..They had 6 silos that were were all powered up doing a strategic test..This guy that was there said he saw each silo de power one by one. They asked if it could have been a power outage ..He said even one is next to impossible with redundant power supplies they use..FOr all 6 to shut of?? Literally not possible..They are all on independent power circuits…Something shut these silos off in the 1950s LONG before they were connected by any internet type technology. If there are aliens, they appear to be very aware of anything posing a global nuclear threat..post WW2…just sayin….and this old man was not BS ing…he had no reason to..

  137. TR-3B “Black Manta”: America’s Deepest Secret'

    So 'secret' they light it up like a billboard over the target.

    Seriously..?

  139. Top secret?
    LOL…

    The only thing missing was Richard Dreyfuss and the five note music riff from 'close encounters of the third kind'

      • I think they should run the lightshow again and play the music this time.

        It would either scare the crap out of them or show the world they have nothing left to throw at us.. Win/win either way.

      • I think they should run the lightshow again and play the music this time.

        It would either scare the crap out of them or show the world they have nothing left to throw at us.. Win/win either way.

  140. Top secret?
    LOL…

    The only thing missing was Richard Dreyfuss and the five note music riff from 'close encounters of the third kind'

  141. Hey…. IRGC, where up here, you see us…..we are going to destroy your nation soon if you won't agree to our terms, let the light show be your warning that we have more toys than you.

    Showing military strength by showing our toys. Pretty sure that's us, (USA)

  143. It's just a plane towing a banner with the message: "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"….

  146. GMAFB! That's a small drone fly at about 500 feet. It's well below the clouds, and moving slowly like an r/c drone.

  150. Love what they've done with the leading edge color display using the "Rainbow colors". I'm wondering who's crewing it?

  152. Maybe they will put it on the hugely popular Trump TV.

    The YouTube stream opened Monday evening with about 8,000 viewers, but that number fell below 4,000 within 90 minutes and to roughly 3,000 by 9 p.m. Eastern. By 10:40 p.m., only 2,425 people were watching — a sliver of the channel's 3.18 million subscribers.

  154. Dr Rodney McKay gave us a ZEDPM technically called the Zero Point Module. It was found buried in the Giza Plateau by archeologists in the 30s

    • nah…It's gotta be Rodney Dangerfield's Doc: Dr. Vinnie Boombatz!

      I mean after Rodney left us… times have gotten really hard for Dr. Vinnie…

      So…he's got to market his services whereever he can!

  155. Trump is a failure and it partly due to his staff pics. Mostly to do with him being a complete moron.

    — An alcoholic B-list weekend TV star in charge of our military,
    — A formerly heroin- and sex-addicted brainworm-infected lawyer in charge of our public health,
    — A wrestling promoter in charge of our Education Department,
    — The president’s personal criminal defense lawyer in charge of the Justice Department,
    — A C-list reality TV star in charge of our air traffic control system,
    — A plumber in charge of Homeland Security,
    — A “miracle weight-loss pill” TV hawker in charge of Medicare and Medicaid,
    — A social media hustler and children’s book author in charge of the FBI,
    — A predatory hedge fund guy in charge of the Treasury,
    — A fracking CEO who denies the climate crisis in charge of the Energy Department,
    — Jeffrey Epstein’s former next-door neighbor and Epstein Island visitor in charge of the Commerce Department,
    — A politician who built his career on a phony story about his parents fleeing Castro in charge of telling America's story to the world,
    — The mentee of an anti-democracy billionaire as our VP,
    — A Project 2025 architect who was excited to put federal workers “in trauma” in charge of America’s federal budget,
    — A racist whose own uncle publicly denounced him as an immigration hypocrite, and whose leaked emails pushed white nationalist material to Breitbart, in charge of immigration policy,
    — A former NFL player in charge of public housing,
    — A real estate developer and golf buddy with no diplomatic experience whatsoever negotiating with and sucking up to Vladimir Putin,
    — The world’s richest man firing people investigating him and his companies while gutting the federal government and killing millions by “feeding USAID into the wood chipper,”
    — And a self-described “proud Islamophobe” with no government job vetting the National Security Council staff.

  157. It is going to take a LOT to impress this crowd, we're on to all the tricks these days. But when I see something like the IRGC suddenly and "mysteriously" dropping dead like flies and no one else, then I will consider we're witnessing something truly miraculous.

  164. To me, it looks like an early stealth reconnaissance aircraft developed by RAND corporation, made from radar absorbant impregnated heliofoam (vinyl ester foam with helium as the gas, and the vinyl ester blended with radar absorbant materials, and a radar absorbant carbon fiber exterior shell). They were described to me by the late Glaister Elmer who helped develop the technology.

    They had two different modes of propulsion.

    The first was slow and silent. Catalytic heaters generated hot air that was blown throughout the foam via a network of tubes. This heated the helium, which caused it to expand which caused the craft to rise, and it "glided" through the air in a forward and upward direction. The heaters were then turned off and as the helium cooled the craft started descending and glided through the air in a downward direction.
    The other movement mode was using diesel engine powered ducted fans that sucked air in near the leading edge, and discharged it near the trailing edge. This mode was faster, but created a low rumble or hum.

    By now they probably have better and even faster propulsion modes, but that IS what it looks like to me.

    Lighter than air, as opposed to "anti-gravity".

  165. What if it was some Aliens showing support to Iran? Telling Trump not to "annihilate" (his own words at the UN) Iran, or risks the consequences?

  166. From the article ; The TR-3B’s magnetic field disruptor technology is believed to have been reverse-engineered by Sandia and Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories from recovered extraterrestrial technology.

    Note it said ; From RECOVERED EXTRATERRESTRIAL TECHNOLOGY.

    They are admitting that we have had contact with non human beings. This would have been sensational news not that long ago, and yet it's calm reception and acceptance by the public indicates that we may finally be mature and aware enough as a species to integrate with other off world civilizations. About time !

    There are "new" technologies that are coming very soon that will also be of extraterrestrial origin. They will be gifts to humanity to help us progress spiritually.

  168. The colorful lights kind of make it less than stealthy, whatever it is. I wouldn't assume it's a UFO or any sort of advanced aircraft. At best, it's probably just psychological warfare.

  169. Like I said in a previous post….

    If we have Tech that is basically UFO's
    Then how come we just can't bring the MONKEES back from the Beyond?

    Way I figure it: Right now, deep in some Above-Top-Secret, Underground, Black-Budget Deep Underground Military Base…. they're growing the clones of Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork, and Michael Nesmith

    (probably funding it all using Mike's Liquid Paper / Wite-Out Residuals, from his Mother, no doubt!)

    And the nefarious plan is….Once "They" get them their own instruments to play, they'd be a supergroup bigger than the Beatles, the Stones, or anything Laurel Canyon, Tavistock, or the Wrecking Crew can come up with!

    And just pray tell….how in the world does one get to this Uber-Top-Secret Place?

    Well….

    You take the Last train to Clarksville, and supposedly, "They" will meet you at the station, and, if you get there by 4:30, they'll comp your reservation, so…don't be slow….Oh no no no! Oh no no nooooo! And I don't know if my ass is getting home!

    And once you …arrive…. don't be getting all up in arms about your Tax Dollars being wasted on bringing back the PreFab Faux…..because the Security there is beyond scary….One wrong move will put you in your place QUICK….

    And how do we know THAT?

    Well…. "They" said it themselves…

    "I-i-i-i-i-i'm not your stepping stone!"

    The rumour is the head of the place is some lady named "Valleri" but who really knows…..

    And if they ever escaped this underground base…. and wound up on your street…. They'd be awfully easy to spot like this UFO over Tehran the other night! And EVERYONE would be kinda looking at them a little sideways, much like if you seen an alien…In Fact: They'd Announce their arrival in your neighborhood themselves!

    "Here we come….Walkin' down the street…We get the funniest looks from….everyone we meeeeet!"

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