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Toronto Mayor Promises a Parade But Then Fails to Provide Subway Access to Blue Jays Fans After the Loss

What a terrible day for Toronto fans.

After losing the World Series in game 7 at home in extra innings, the Blue Jays fans were stuck trying to figure out a way home.

Toronto’s mayor, Olivia Chow, promised a parade after the Blue Jays win.  But it never happened.  Some think she jinxed it.

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Toronto’s useless Mayor jinxed the Blue Jays by making promises about a safe, colourful and enjoyable parade to celebrate their win.
She also left everyone stranded last night. Let’s not forget this and other failed decisions at the time of voting!

But the opposite occurred. After losing Game 7 in extra innings, the subway system shut down, stranding thousands of fans after the game. These people were hot.

As Cubs fans were famous for saying, “There’s always next year”.