
Norway Beats Brazil in World Cup – Vikings Row Their Boat Onward
Norway beat powerhouse Brazil in the World Cup on Sunday afternoon in New Jersey. This is Norway’s first trip to the final eight in the World Cup, and it’s the first time in decades that Brazil didn’t make it to the final eight.
Will that be the goal that sends Norway to its first quarterfinal? pic.twitter.com/SEGGh1SeDQ
— Dustin Burnham (@dustinthedad) July 5, 2026
Here’s Haaland’s second goal.
ERLING HAALAND GO-AHEAD GOAL FOR NORWAY 🇳🇴
The superstar striker with a wonderful header! pic.twitter.com/vAxWZhN86E
— FOX Sports (@FOXSports) July 5, 2026
The star for Norway, Erling Haaland, led the viking row. What an incredible event!
THE VIKING KING ERLING HAALAND LEADING THE VIKING ROW IS EVERYTHING 🇳🇴 pic.twitter.com/kmMfBnHzXM
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) July 5, 2026
Haaland’s numbers are insane.
🚨 Erling Haaland’s international numbers are insane for the number of games he’s played. 🤯 pic.twitter.com/5rFqxGPzle
— Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) July 5, 2026
What a pleasant surprise this was, along with Germany losing.
I’ve never been a soccer fan but I must admit I’ve enjoyed watching some of the action.
Somewhere in the black mining hills of Dakota…
The Beatles at their finest.
There's always at lease one Euro trash with a bun. Always.
Well played and congratulations
Party Hard Norway,
You Deserve it and congratulations and row on!
That black pretending he is a Viking.
Hey Gravity, you're brown.
Yawn. This is news?
That's really really cool! Soccer is a big deal in S. America so for Norway to beat Brazil, that's huge.
Not so surprising, Brazil has never won against Norway, although it did seem to take a bit longer this time.
Brazil is now under nearly communist control, so maybe that has something to do with it?
Brazil has an aging team. Norway just has a beast on their team.
Do you know how much meat and raw milk that blond Viking soccer player consumes? A lot!
Look it up to reset how you see nutrition standards!
Hahahaha
Guess it’s working for him!
Cooking Steak tonight!!!
Let's be honest they are some of the ugliest white men I've ever seen.
Haaland looks like an Ogre. That's okay though, I still like him.
I watched. It was a tight game until the last 10 minutes when Norway wrecked them. I’m surprised it isn’t racist somehow.
Every soccer game is a close game. I think that's why it never took off in America. America falls asleep….
imo
Can't it just end, 0-0, too? That's not fun.
Sorry Scott. Don't make it out to be something it's not. Did you see all the Brasil fans that stayed and watched Norway's rowing celebration. I thought that was pretty cool to see.
It's a joke howdy! Geesh!
Joy Reid was not available for comment.
LMAO
Nice drunk post. Don’t worry. We’ve all been there.
So true.
I was gonna say "drink more whiskey" hahahah
I don't watch soccer but it is fun seeing the enthusiasm of the other countries fans and how they celebrate and cheer for their teams.
As much as I love the Norway fans I want USA vs England in the final.. Then I want England to feel defeat for what the british did to our white house, it's better than the alternative, trust me. Don't get me wrong I loved the English, Scots, Welsh, Cornish, and irish, but loathe the British government.
In all fairness, without England we would never have had a need to write the Declaration of Independence, which we just celebrated this weekend! And we threw their tea in our harbor before they burned our White House. At this point, I'd call it a draw.
You forget we fought two wars against them and the second one ended in a draw.
We kept our independence. It wasn’t a draw.
Some win. The Canadians the British gave us are annoying.
Some win. The Canadians the British gave us are annoying.
England is going to have a tough time against Norway. They struggled against Mexico, who literally could have beaten them if they had quit kicking their goal attempts so wide. Norway never goes away and with the way Haaland works, you can't stop him. He just knows how to get that ball in the net.
YET England still won and Norway has not been on the world cup for years.
Barely. They weren't playing that great overall. Norway has already shown they will be tough and won't go away. There have been plenty of surprises already this year. England will have to step up their game here. Should be a great game overall.
YEAHHHH! FÜTBOL!!!⚽️⚽️⚽️
National identity!? What say the socialist leaders?
They insist on more sand people of drugs, crime, and child **xual assaults who leach off society only to overthrow it with public prayer mats. FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY!
The Terminator is the real deal!
The two absolute best fan participation demonstrations are the Viking Row by the Norway team, and the spear plant and the tomahawk chop by the Florida State Seminoles! Nothing else comes close.
The vikings were a bunch of ruthless savages. This would be like if Mongolia had a team and they dressed up and acted like Ghengis Khan?
they’re all blonde and beautiful real men!!!
So proud to have Norwegian dna. My great grandparents straight off the boat in 1860. My husband is part Hawaiian, so we tell our kids they're Hawaiian/Maori/Norwegians and it also explains why they are just the opposite of wallflowers. I love being American!
Even the black guy on the team is a blonde…lol.
Nothing but white supremacy. Norway needs to open its borders more.
A REAL Viking has invaded the World Cup. Go Haaland…ROW!
love those boys – well done – you deserve it!!
Were the Brazilians crying?
Dey waz runnin de moutz fo shurz
Sha'neequa and Karmelo ain't gonna lik dat.
Argentina has zero.
All the fuss over Messi. Mbappe will probably beat him for most goals in the tourney.
Messi got the great praise for passing Klose (most all time world cup goals). Kylian might
even pass him on that in this tourney. Surely overwhelm him lifetime. Messi is at
the end of his career. Mbappe 12 years younger.
If Norway becomes a soccer powerhouse, making long runs in the world cup over his
career, then Haaland (an absolute scoring machine at Manchester City as well) could
end up ahead of even Mbappe.
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6
Maradona knows about the hand of God…
Haaland even LOOKS like a Viking and that Viking row is awesome!!
They once terrorized much of the civilized world. Now they are a fun country with many good looking girls.
I believe that Norway's goalkeeper was the real hero of that game.
It definitely was one of the best world cup games I got to see.
Good job white boys !!!
For 30 plus years Europe has had far superior soccer development to Brazil. Their plan is that the promise of success making players demi-gods is all they need. The reality is they haven't won a world cup in 24 years. Europe has supplanted them in developing great soccer players. Will they learn and adjust, or will they keep running the same 1970s system and thinning about past glory? WP and best of luck to those talented Vikings.
Brasil had their chances.
Great game
GO MY COUNTRYMEN!!!!!! WIN IT ALL!!!!!
You are more than a score late with that complaint.
Who cares if I am late with that valid complaint, jackass fagoot
I knew Norway would win, after seeing that guy!!! He’s literally a Viking Warrior.
He’s awesome. Much respect.
Using your head smartly.
Norway defeats Brazil, this just put everyone on notice.
Fitting…..F Brazil…
So, 1.14 points per game, or 0.013 goals per minute, or one goal for every 78.4 minutes of play…
The Norway Row might be the coolest cheer I have ever seen
Celebrating Brazil's loss. Couldn't happen to a nicer country! /s
Haaland should marry Caitland. What a powerful couple that would be!